All about my MoM

quintessential Mother rare and so true,
a needed breath of freash air
whenever i am grey and blue.
quintessential Mother effervescing spirit
the beacon of my soul,
the keeper of family, that bonds it and ensures the whole.
quintessential Mother, of yourself you gave it all
tho’ you were not the wisest
through you …today i stand tall.     Written by (who else) me of course

I love my mother without any question although she would argue otherwise. Even at this very stage of her life i would expose my life to death on her behalf, though logically that would seem foolhardy. But seriously does love usually makes sense? i think not.

Due to circumstances my mother has had to move in with me. She is 66 yrs old, yep a young gal but unfortrunately, her condition is more that of someone in her late 80s. Reason being she had …mmmm? how do i put this ..she had an “accident”. My mom is diabetic so there will be times when intermittently she’ll experience high or low glucose levels which can cause her to get dizzy, weak, or even faint. Now she in her infinite wisdom saw it fit to climb an ackee tree. Which of course she fell from, thus sustaining serious head injuries . Of course she survived but not without paying a price …the cost, nerve damages plus the whole of her leftside being weaken immensely.

So, what would normally be a mundane routine for anyone else her age, is a serious load of work for her ..eg just putting on her clothes.

Anyways this is not what this is about i have now found myself in the position of living out that bible adage “once a man twice a child” …. with my mom basically being slowly reduced to child like existence. But her spirit is that of a 60 yr old …. then mix that with a extremely fierce pride mmmhhm …and what you get is …whalla a son in deep shit. But my love for her is as far as i am concerned is unmeasurable, and it is this love that drives me, provides me with the vim and vigour to easily ..and do note easily get by.

However i have now reached a new dilemma she seems to be developing arthritis of the hip …now let us pause a bit here. In all my life i have only been exposed to physical contact with nakedness, with a woman when we are going to make love, screw, sex, fu$k, whatever idiom suits you.

Ok where were we … yes the hip that troublesome hip… i am now finding myself being called upon to apply icy hot to her entire hip  …. and mi nah tell no lie mi feel awkward bad bad bad …. and is me she calling all the time. Whoooeeee this situation is testing the very fibres of my love for her in ways a can’t imagine.

This is the woman who raised me in what she thought was the best and most appropriate way and trust me she made sacrifices that even to this day i rate her for it. But Jah know star, this is so weird for me … a wonder if you guys get the picture here, i am rubbing on this icyhot thingy into her entire waist line directly on to her skin …..

MOM a love yuh but a bawling out for help LORD do hear my cry .

Peter Pan ROCKS!!!!!!!

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”  - Dave Barry

“There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.” - Sophia Loren

I guess with every thing else it is all in the mind. I don’t have a problem with either female or male talking down to someone where age is concerned as long as it is legal.  But this not where i am going with this. I not encouraging no Lotitas around here.

I was recently accused of being a 25yr old trapped in a 40yr old body. It did not upset me to say the least but it got me a thinking. On what basis  that verbal indictment was passed? So i looked at myself, deeply examining my persona and bulleted the following that i know about myself:

• I take responsibility for all that i say and do
• I donot like wishy washy hand shakes it disturbes the foundation of trust for me
• My word is my absolute bond in any type of relatonship
• I have total and absolute respect for all woman who respects themself, and respect those who don’t
• I have the mental fortitude to conduct business at any level and i have never failed to impress with my very open minded approach.
• No matter what type of relationship i have with a female, when in her company i accord her the gentleman gestures she deserves (i don’t have to be banging her like some men believe)
• I take seriously the responsibility that belongs to me has the “man” for my home, especially everyone’s security. I am never scured, don’t fear death nor injury when it comes to those under my care, even though i do have some issues
• I always use every oppurtunity i get to educate the ignorant and teens on their rights as a citizen of Jamaica. I also think it is my duty to educate in regards to tryin to be independent, respecting yourself, and the benefits of achieving a higher learning.
• I take my duties as citizen of my country maybe too serious, voting is a must, break no law unless i had no choice, no throwing of nothing through my car window i don’t care who the hell you are. i even had the choice of legitimately declining from doing juror duties and i opt to go ..mmmm must post about that one day they even voted me in as foreman.
• I have held officer postions in different service organisation the most recent being in my community association. To serve is a must.

I think you all got the drift so let me say no more. So how is it i am considered to be a 25yr old trapped in 40 yr old body which i actually love, the grey hairs look good , only thing missin is the once wash board abs, and i gain this bike tyre around my waist, note bike not car. I intend to keep it at bike, hopefully  :P      So what it is about my behaviour that has illicited the comment, this is my take on it:

• I am always singing to myself enjoy the sound of my voice
• I listen to Neyo Usher and  all those now a days young people music, added to that i listen them loudly in my car and i sing along while i am driving oooh and i even dance while driving … oooh and do they stare guess they grudge me because i don’t have the weight of the world on my back.
• I take my PSP ..yes MY psp (hand held game console) to the bank with me while waiting to be served and i’ll play SOCOM i actually get to hunt terorrist and cap them MF stopping them from taking over the world no more 9/11 around here. ooooohhh and again they stare of course i am enjoying myself not being frustrated and shouting out why the hell the service is so poor in here y’all need more tellers and a whole host of annoying utterances
• I dance and i don’t mean the after drinking a few in the club dancing, nope i dance at home on the front lawn, in the rain, love the rain, where ever the music hit me i’ll dance. I am told i look like a drunken dinosaur trying to keep his balance ….hehe
• I like giving trouble here in cyber world and more so in the real world. Although to some people annoyance at times … them tooo stiff sorry fi them.
• I love cartoons i even have a series that i watch Avatar … never missed one love it, normally i try not to miss super friends, batman, xmen, yogi…. to name a few
• Any where i see children playing and i have the time i’ll join in and play with them no matter how i am dressed and it is strictly first name basis for me and them, i aint nobody’s uncle not wearing that as some freaking title. Disrespect has never been a problem with me and any child, love conquers all. They dis, and then they will be banned from having fun with me.  So all the children at my daughter school know me and all the parents wonder how is it i get through to their child so easily.

Those are things i have noticed, that has drawn out similar type comments suggesting that i am immature. Guess it will be Peter pan for me forever then, cause this is just who i am 40 and free …… YIIIIPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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LaFF with me

Ok i was really going to post on some of the happenings in my life, that needs an outlet, … but i think my heart has cried enough dry tears and my lips has tasted enough salt   …. i really need to smile so … just join with me and  ….hey LaFF wItH mE!!!

SENIOR DATING

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking.

Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”

Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a
gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me
downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car… a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner… a marvelous dinner…lobster,champagne,
dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you,Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are
coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he
tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!”

Dorothy: “Goodness gracious!… so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?”

Edna: “No, no, no… I’m just saying, wear an old dress.”    

OOOOHHHH wait there… is …. more —–>>>

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.
Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered….They don’t come to change the family, they are here to… ( WELL READ ON !)

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
“My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .”No, I will never do that, never in a million years.”

“What do you mean my child?” asked the father-in-law.
“What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

“And what are you here for?” enquired the mother-in-law.

“AS FOR ME, I’M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON !!!!!”    

Got enough or you still want more then just

The garden we know about that is secret …..

This is my next installment of oldies songs i listen to that really soothes the soul. It is one of those all time great no matter what era your from, you hear this for the first time especially with this really …..mmmmmm …seductive video and then you are hooked, yep you start thinkin about that special moment, past present or future .. .. please enjoy

LG … ooohh this is so kool ♥ ~_~  ♥  just listen to your heart …for once …

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Women… the hopes within

There has been a prevalence of topics in regards to relationships between man and woman at one level or the other within the bloggosphere. Now, me being a “nuffy” i just had to get in my two pence too.

My question is, what is it men want in/from a woman? Most women would want to believe they got it down pat. And on this basis an overload of caution is their response to the passionate advances of us men. Thus the “hunt” was created, to which most men find themselves totally enthralled, out of which emerges the never ending cycle.

Of course men have been blamed for creating this circular game of chasing the “woman frock tail”, but is this really so, has my blog peep fiyah examined in his article Rejectionist, is it that women just like being chased, though they’ll claim that it is us men who can’t deal with the “aggression”, thus feeling threatened.

Nature has made it inherent in us as men to go out there and seek our companion, also women are to pick and choose from those suitors that present themselves. The law of nature … don’t fight it. So there is no need to point fingers, we are just responding to the biological mechanism, that helps to define us as men and women.

What, however, we have control over are the choices we make in the type of partners that we choose or the attributes that we find endearing. Though i think i have a fairly competent idea of what it is women in general want in/from a man, i will refrain from commenting on this topic area, because i am quite sure i am not qualified to make those distinctions. 

Through out the life span of a man typically we will experience different stages of desires at different phase levels. These phases thus defines what we hope for from a woman.

The phases are as folows and note they are suppose to follow a chronological order:

1. The need to get experienced and just wet your dick as often as possible. Thus the game of chase begins, and substance within is of limited meaning. Teenage
2. Defining the substance within (both ourselves and the woman) and learning the art of love making, graduating from just dick wetting. Teenage - mid 20s
3. Identifying substantive attributes we desire and trying to get them compatible with that physique we long for. mid 20s - 30s
4. Being involved in a meaningful realtionship 30s -
5. Recognising that a void exist and the need to fill that void
6. Settling down with an end of days mate.

Each one of the these phases are are handled differently by each individual, though there can be collectiveness based on how the man socialise. Unfortunately too is that some men tend to be in a loop for one reason or the other in a particular phase or was just not socialised in a way which allowed them or encouraged them to have the confidence necessary to be able to have gone through the phases. Which can be a real “bitch” on the women.

Each phase carries with it, general desires, that i will explore in a future post. Hope i was able to clear up a few misconceptions

Unfortunately some of us men (would like to think it is a very very few) never even made it to phase one as this likkle chuckle will exemplify

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
 ”Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go.
” But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave……………>>> Dave…………….>>> Dave…………….>>>>>>>

Seventeen Kids…17, yep

Well it is as you see it 17 children, i kinda think kids are baby goats, ..ok how come i’m blogging about a couple who has 17 kids … ooppps chilrdren. Just ride with me on this. I got this fwd yep i am one of the fwd junkie, titled 17 kids so i was like what the hell is this and when i opened it lo and behold some pics of a family with seventeen children. Immediately i named them the rabbit family cause a only rabbit me see breed so much fi  mammal.

Can anyone visiualize seventeen children under the same roof in Jamaica, damn, especially now a days, blow wow just the thought of it is hectic and that woman 17 times .. that is like 10 yrs and mash she was not able to see her toes. She good …. oh oh least i forget the name of the couple are The Duggars. They hail from USA… where else please, Arkansa one of those states we rarely here about unless it is some scary movie or some weird kinda stuff like….guess this count then uhh?

Here is a feature done on them if you are just as curious as i am … and obviously needing a life ——>       feature. Oh and they even have a web site too ……. well  guess that is nothing special cause i got a web site…. and if i have one then i guess anyone can. Just click on their name above. Seventeen god damn children under one roof, the noise, the head ache, the …..aaaarrrggghhh thinking about it just …. rattle mi nerves rattle it bad … them good mi nah lie them good.

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Whew this is good to know…

…….that is if you take stock to these questionnaire that try to determine the type of person you. Personally i don’t but hey … why not it was fun. Actually saw it on stunner blog so i just falla him, that is i followed him. The results surprises me, …always thought i was this person with this dark, deep voilent side… whew!!!

There’s Not a Violent Bone in Your Body

You’re cool and collected, even when someone really gets under your skin. And while you don’t blow up when you’re angry, you know how to express your anger calmly. You don’t bottle emotions up or let them get out of control. For you, violence would never be an option.

Could You Be Violent?

For those who are curious to find out if they are capable of …devious dark violence just click here BLOGTHINGS

Gettin Closer to you ….

Ok muzik is a big part of who i am and these songs are from my era …. and since most of you are neo and contemporary i decided to educate all those, who are ignorant about the good ole days. Yep all you young ‘uns on how we did it when your mom was just meeting your pop.

Right LG    ♥ ~_~  ♥

BTW sorry about the lack of video best i could do…. zeen guys

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A Bex.. Bex Bad

How the hell can music loving Jamaica…. not vote for Lenya Wilks thus causing her to be voted off Rising star. Cho Bom#@ Cl*#@ .. a vex nuh rass. I am an unapologetic fan of rising star.

Personally for me it has a combination of two things i love dearly Jamaica and Muzik. So i got to support it as mundane as it might seem to some. She is the best thing since this competion started, even better than the recent American Idol winner Jordin Sparks.

Why this happened befuddles and baffles me, my best assessment is that everyone took it for granted that she had it pat, meaning, she was a sure winner, so everyone collectively just didnt bother to vote, expecting that the other person was already voting. That for me is the only rational explaination. Howelse could this happen, believe me she is that good. Anyway the world will soon hear her talent she is too good to be stopped just watch and see.

Hey Lenya girl you may not be the click here for info on the competion >>> rising star but you are my star …hey guys meet  Lenya Wilks, remember her cause this is a name you’ll all be having at the tip of your tongue soon.

                                                                              

                                                                                    Lenya Wilks

Anything for ya …zeen

 I find that i have been enjoying youtube, and i want to share with my readers, some of the songs i listen to, this one was the last track i heard on the cd in my car deck, enjoy.

Hey LG yuh done know……..

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