As usual when i get a seemingly good one i will share it….. so go ahead and smile your face off
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, “I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”
She said, “He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon”.
I said, “Well, why are you crying?”
She said, “For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
She said, “I can’t remember where I live!” 


i have seen this before, but i still laughed!!!!!! funny!!!! bwoy..i want know where she live too
tihihiii! Thanks! Hilarious start to my week.
Sounds like she hallucinating to me!
dat i seh too MB
struups
ra$*$.. she’s one lucky beacth.. but then again not now anyways.
very good one
very good
I would walk from here to the next state over to find back my home.