I got this in a forward and it was just so beautiful, all i could do after i read it was just exhale and then breathe…….
George Carlin on age.
(Absolutely Brilliant)
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m four and a half!’ You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re four and a half, going on five! That’s the key
You get into your teens, now they can’t hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m gonna be 16!’ You could be 13, but hey, you’re gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There’s no fun now, you’re Just a sour-dumpling. What’s wrong? What’s changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you’re PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it’s all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn’t think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You’ve built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it’s a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80’s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn’t end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; ‘I Was JUST 92.’
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. ‘I’m 100 and a half!’
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay ‘them.’
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them , at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.


well, i have pushed the 40…not sure what will happen when i reach the 50…..funny…i do remember when i was 19 laughing at my boyfriend sister because she was 32…..and i wud say look her age not even on the calendar anymore……somehow now that i am at 40…..i guess that wasnt so funny :-)….loving it so far though!!!!!!!
i love george carlin. i had posted something he said, here it is:
http://nuffcrap.com/2007/05/16/the-ten-commandments/
Nice. I love that. Great life advice at the end too.
tru dat mon, trudat! yep, jazzes me everytime i read it.
that was a good one. Thanks.
just a point though–on Monday’s I “make it” to lunch, and “make it” to 4:30
That age conundrum is surely thought provoking!! Inspiring post.
Inspiring!! Always good to be reminded!! I just turned 30 and still can’t believe where the years went! And with a child on the way - I know that things are going to start spiralling!!! But I am looking forward to it!! This is what life is all about!!
LOL! I just turned 30 too!
Thanks for sharing this. Really inspirational.
Looking forward to REACH the big 4-0, when it comes. I hear it’s the new 20
i turned thirty early this year too but u know something?! 30 feels like 21 to me. I was a bit depressed upon reaching 30, but it feels great….looking forward to 30 more
Thanks for sharing this Bobby!
This was great, Bobby. Irie. Unlike most people, next year I become 43. Eventually I will turn 60, then reach 80, etc. etc.
Loved the advice.
BEAUTIFUL!!