LaFF with me

Ok i was really going to post on some of the happenings in my life, that needs an outlet, … but i think my heart has cried enough dry tears and my lips has tasted enough salt   …. i really need to smile so … just join with me and  ….hey LaFF wItH mE!!!

SENIOR DATING

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking.

Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”

Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a
gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me
downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car… a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner… a marvelous dinner…lobster,champagne,
dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you,Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are
coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he
tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!”

Dorothy: “Goodness gracious!… so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?”

Edna: “No, no, no… I’m just saying, wear an old dress.”    

OOOOHHHH wait there… is …. more —–>>>

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.
Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered….They don’t come to change the family, they are here to… ( WELL READ ON !)

The new wife was being welcomed at the husband’s home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
“My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine .”No, I will never do that, never in a million years.”

“What do you mean my child?” asked the father-in-law.
“What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

“And what are you here for?” enquired the mother-in-law.

“AS FOR ME, I’M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON !!!!!”    

Got enough or you still want more then just

The garden we know about that is secret …..

This is my next installment of oldies songs i listen to that really soothes the soul. It is one of those all time great no matter what era your from, you hear this for the first time especially with this really …..mmmmmm …seductive video and then you are hooked, yep you start thinkin about that special moment, past present or future .. .. please enjoy

LG … ooohh this is so kool ♥ ~_~  ♥  just listen to your heart …for once …

For

Women… the hopes within

There has been a prevalence of topics in regards to relationships between man and woman at one level or the other within the bloggosphere. Now, me being a “nuffy” i just had to get in my two pence too.

My question is, what is it men want in/from a woman? Most women would want to believe they got it down pat. And on this basis an overload of caution is their response to the passionate advances of us men. Thus the “hunt” was created, to which most men find themselves totally enthralled, out of which emerges the never ending cycle.

Of course men have been blamed for creating this circular game of chasing the “woman frock tail”, but is this really so, has my blog peep fiyah examined in his article Rejectionist, is it that women just like being chased, though they’ll claim that it is us men who can’t deal with the “aggression”, thus feeling threatened.

Nature has made it inherent in us as men to go out there and seek our companion, also women are to pick and choose from those suitors that present themselves. The law of nature … don’t fight it. So there is no need to point fingers, we are just responding to the biological mechanism, that helps to define us as men and women.

What, however, we have control over are the choices we make in the type of partners that we choose or the attributes that we find endearing. Though i think i have a fairly competent idea of what it is women in general want in/from a man, i will refrain from commenting on this topic area, because i am quite sure i am not qualified to make those distinctions. 

Through out the life span of a man typically we will experience different stages of desires at different phase levels. These phases thus defines what we hope for from a woman.

The phases are as folows and note they are suppose to follow a chronological order:

1. The need to get experienced and just wet your dick as often as possible. Thus the game of chase begins, and substance within is of limited meaning. Teenage
2. Defining the substance within (both ourselves and the woman) and learning the art of love making, graduating from just dick wetting. Teenage - mid 20s
3. Identifying substantive attributes we desire and trying to get them compatible with that physique we long for. mid 20s – 30s
4. Being involved in a meaningful realtionship 30s -
5. Recognising that a void exist and the need to fill that void
6. Settling down with an end of days mate.

Each one of the these phases are are handled differently by each individual, though there can be collectiveness based on how the man socialise. Unfortunately too is that some men tend to be in a loop for one reason or the other in a particular phase or was just not socialised in a way which allowed them or encouraged them to have the confidence necessary to be able to have gone through the phases. Which can be a real “bitch” on the women.

Each phase carries with it, general desires, that i will explore in a future post. Hope i was able to clear up a few misconceptions

Unfortunately some of us men (would like to think it is a very very few) never even made it to phase one as this likkle chuckle will exemplify

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
 ”Dave, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go.
” But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave……………>>> Dave…………….>>> Dave…………….>>>>>>>

Seventeen Kids…17, yep

Well it is as you see it 17 children, i kinda think kids are baby goats, ..ok how come i’m blogging about a couple who has 17 kids … ooppps chilrdren. Just ride with me on this. I got this fwd yep i am one of the fwd junkie, titled 17 kids so i was like what the hell is this and when i opened it lo and behold some pics of a family with seventeen children. Immediately i named them the rabbit family cause a only rabbit me see breed so much fi  mammal.

Can anyone visiualize seventeen children under the same roof in Jamaica, damn, especially now a days, blow wow just the thought of it is hectic and that woman 17 times .. that is like 10 yrs and mash she was not able to see her toes. She good …. oh oh least i forget the name of the couple are The Duggars. They hail from USA… where else please, Arkansa one of those states we rarely here about unless it is some scary movie or some weird kinda stuff like….guess this count then uhh?

Here is a feature done on them if you are just as curious as i am … and obviously needing a life ——>       feature. Oh and they even have a web site too ……. well  guess that is nothing special cause i got a web site…. and if i have one then i guess anyone can. Just click on their name above. Seventeen god damn children under one roof, the noise, the head ache, the …..aaaarrrggghhh thinking about it just …. rattle mi nerves rattle it bad … them good mi nah lie them good.

For this post theme song

Whew this is good to know…

…….that is if you take stock to these questionnaire that try to determine the type of person you. Personally i don’t but hey … why not it was fun. Actually saw it on stunner blog so i just falla him, that is i followed him. The results surprises me, …always thought i was this person with this dark, deep voilent side… whew!!!

There’s Not a Violent Bone in Your Body

You’re cool and collected, even when someone really gets under your skin. And while you don’t blow up when you’re angry, you know how to express your anger calmly. You don’t bottle emotions up or let them get out of control. For you, violence would never be an option.

Could You Be Violent?

For those who are curious to find out if they are capable of …devious dark violence just click here BLOGTHINGS

Gettin Closer to you ….

Ok muzik is a big part of who i am and these songs are from my era …. and since most of you are neo and contemporary i decided to educate all those, who are ignorant about the good ole days. Yep all you young ‘uns on how we did it when your mom was just meeting your pop.

Right LG    ♥ ~_~  ♥

BTW sorry about the lack of video best i could do…. zeen guys

For

A Bex.. Bex Bad

How the hell can music loving Jamaica…. not vote for Lenya Wilks thus causing her to be voted off Rising star. Cho Bom#@ Cl*#@ .. a vex nuh rass. I am an unapologetic fan of rising star.

Personally for me it has a combination of two things i love dearly Jamaica and Muzik. So i got to support it as mundane as it might seem to some. She is the best thing since this competion started, even better than the recent American Idol winner Jordin Sparks.

Why this happened befuddles and baffles me, my best assessment is that everyone took it for granted that she had it pat, meaning, she was a sure winner, so everyone collectively just didnt bother to vote, expecting that the other person was already voting. That for me is the only rational explaination. Howelse could this happen, believe me she is that good. Anyway the world will soon hear her talent she is too good to be stopped just watch and see.

Hey Lenya girl you may not be the click here for info on the competion >>> rising star but you are my star …hey guys meet  Lenya Wilks, remember her cause this is a name you’ll all be having at the tip of your tongue soon.

                                                                              

                                                                                    Lenya Wilks

Anything for ya …zeen

 I find that i have been enjoying youtube, and i want to share with my readers, some of the songs i listen to, this one was the last track i heard on the cd in my car deck, enjoy.

Hey LG yuh done know……..

For

A Letter To My Prime Minister Bruce Golding

  

Dear Sir Our Honourable Prime Minister O. B. Golding

Allow me this opportunity to congratulate you on your ascension to the highest public post that we have in our blessed land we love. It was an hard fought battle, personally i don’t think the battle has come to a conclusion has yet, but we’ll see.

You personally got my attention, the day you took on to yourself the role of convert. Speaking glowingly of your changes and your principles that you have now adopted. You offered a straw and i held on to it with my heart heavy with doubt, i rode that doubt out and decided to take a chance with blind hope.

Well, here you are, not by any major doing on my part, but you are at the helm. Allow me to remind you that power corrupts, remember that. Be steadfast in your doings, and hold true to your words as it was spoken today (sept. 11,) at your inauguration. To you much has been given and from you much is expected.

You made a slip, and for me a really bad one when you lied about the discussion you had with the commissioner of police, in regards to the state of emergency, that is strike one for you, you have two more strikes to go. Be careful be really careful.

There are those among you, who i am sure do not share the same perceived passion you continue to exhibit, for wanting a united and prosperous country, they have other plans. They fought tooth and nail like rabid dogs to help get you there…… they are hungry and will need to be fed, cause if not they will turn on you and rip you to shreads. So my advice to you; chain them and do it quickly, we cannot afford their pang like desires.

There is a very thin line between love and hate, very very thin, i profess no love for you, but i have faith and i have showed charity, and i took a chance and trusted you, placed in you my hope, the future of my “kedked”, Please don’t ramp with my vote!!!

Yours a faithful

Jamaican Citizen

Asafa Powell New World Record 9.74

                                         

 Well Well …. for all you guys who cuss Asafa pat yourselves on the back cause he has done it again (btw y’all pushed him to)….yep, SMASHED the 100m record from 9.77sec to 9.74sec.

                                                                       

Now that is an awsome response to his critics, not to mention all that flap he was getting about demanding US$100k for competing at a meet with the Gay one. Bet anyone that those guys are now ruing the missed opportunity. He did it at the Rieti Grand Prix, in Italy. Added to that he also ran 9.78sec after, in the final.  see here for full report
                                
Now if only he can get his upstairs in good order and just show us he has what it takes to be a champion, and compete through the rounds and yep bruk it again in the finals WOW!!!!!! go Asafa go….. a man can dream right.