Heard this man trying to convince a lady that they were connected and she should give him the time of the day.

Man: mmmhhmm you look so fine

Woman: Is waste yuh wasting your time cause i’m already spoken for

Man: Cho i am not worried about that cause he is on borrowed time

Woman: Oh really now, a hear yuh

Man: No man fi real cause every woman belong to me. I am the gift to all women.

Woman: Ha Ha Ha Ha nuh mek mi laugh….. and the Bomb is going to drop now

Man: No fi real, them other man only give you girls them ribs, but all ladies have my genes in them and is just me to activate them and then the pheromones kick in and its all over. But because i not greedy i just ensure that i always have two and mek them guys just get a borrows. So when a ready for you, you have no choice but to come to me.

He then blows a kiss at her, the woman was in stiches smiling in total glee, telling him bye with a big smile on her face. Makes you wonder if he’s right mmmm?