31
Jul
07

Remnants from my past

I was going through some of my high school stuff that i still had, you know a likkle nostalgia, when i came across one of ….the weirdest thing i have ever participated in, it is a certificate of consent, now i have reproduced this document with all its errors and w..well with every written word as is. 

This is a document, that was created by a group of us guys because we just didn’t know better. It was during high school days, when mechcanical type writers existed. We had a need to communicate clearly and effectively, what was needed with out all that tirade to wade through so…. we  …. well take a look below.

CERTIFICATE OF CONSENT

This is to certify that the undersigned  (a female) do consent and intend to indulge in and enjoy sexual intercourse with Mr…………………………………………..

I do hereby declare that i am above the age limit. I am in my right mind and not mentally or emotionally distrubed.

I consent i am not under the onfluence of any drug neither HE, (the aboved named) have to use any threats nor promise to influence me.

I am in no fear of him whatsoever, i do not expect him to marry me or i marry him.

I do not know if he is married or not, nor do i care.

I am not a Nyphomanic but because it is natrual desire to have sexual intercourse.

I intend to INDULGE to the fullest.

If I receive the satisfisfaction I expect I an willing to agree to further INTERCOURSE with the above named if he so desire.

Further more, I agree not to appear as a witness in court against him or to prosecute him whatsoever the consequences of our intercourse may be.

(signed before Slipping of my panties)

This day of ………………………………………………………………………………..

I am Miss/Mrs ………………………………………………………………………….

Other wise called ………………………………………………………………………

Signature     ………………………………………………………………………………..

this is a site disclaimer: this document is copyrighted, also, if used with out consent we will not be held responsible for any box down, immediate malice or any other action that could result and cause you embarrassment and emotional pain, from you passing it on for its intended purpose. So feel free to use it ;)

BTW is there any ladies out there interested to sign…….


10 Responses to “Remnants from my past”


  1. August 7, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    You need to disclose how many signatories you got for this, Bobby.

  2. August 3, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    @ fiyah and Jampanese: read the disclaimer nuh cho that is why a put it there

  3. August 3, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    you mi need the rights to use this Bobby!!!!

  4. August 2, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Lend mih dih certificate nuh?

  5. August 1, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    @ Ann: LOL we thought minor to minor no problem
    @ Mar: doubt it, they hooked on the fear they cause
    @ Stu: how the hell yuh know mi bizniz, you got a sibbling that use to attend the great “Age Animo”

  6. August 1, 2007 at 10:38 am

    LOL! I like that contract! However I do not perceive you got any signatures lol!

  7. 8 Ann
    August 1, 2007 at 10:00 am

    aaahm you do realise that the contract would have been of no use because…well…a minor cannot consent to sex, right?

  8. July 31, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    Awesome contract! One I could see myself getting into with a young lass.

  9. July 31, 2007 at 9:17 am

    lololololol…..The things we did in school….cant say i have ever done this one, but i have had my share of equally silly things….Now maybe if Jah cure did use one of these forms he wudnt have rubbed 8 years :-)


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