I was reflecting on my life with my daughter sharing some of the really pleezing and sordid details of my life, the pg 13 ones, and this blog idea came to me. Some of the MOMENTS of my life ….. so without further ado ( put moments @ the end of each intro sentence)

1. The tuffest bad boy :- Car incident in the traffic, this crazy ass fool decided on forcing his way in front of me, i don’t know if it was because it is a lada but he almost caused me to crashed. Now i had my baby kedked in the car, and on seeing that i almost could have lost her, i saw red. Drove this guy down who was in a nice camary ….. us playing police and tief in the streets, we got caught in some traffic near where i used to live, knowing this and that i had the backative of the community i bruk the one way and turned my vehicle across the road blocking the slowly moving traffic and then decided on attacking the fool who was about five cars away from me, he did a u turn and got away.
2. Worst fool fool moment :- Stepping off a roof, use to play dominoes religiously on this roof, …now my partner and i was giving it to them, had the pair 7 love and twelve love was in sight, really needed to pee but decided not to get up and change the  aura of game, so i held out until 11 love, …..you know, took them to gate, …..the piss was really on me now, and was affecting my concentration, so i decided on doing it, pissing, on the next door nieghbours roof, i should let you know that both houses are attached, so i ran off into the darkness of the night swearing that i was stepping on to next door’s roof, and then whoooosh the rest is history.
3. Most joyful :- Holding my dawta, my kedked, my one pop, my couple mintues old angel in my arms, i actually looked at her head when it started to pop out, and looked after she came out …guys don’t do it don’t look, trust me.
4. Most awful :- Got high on some really good indika, ganja for those who came late, actually it was so good, it took me too high …high high….higher than St Andrew High, where was high..  oppps, I… i actually stuck my head in the freezer to cool it dwn  just was not comfortable with losing control. Damn!!!! never smoked again after that.
5. Best Ego :- Being picked as a premium candidate for a male auctioning, i attended this staff party with some of my girl friend’s  friends…. one of the activity for the nite was a male auctioning, volunteers were asked to step forword and some brave fools decided to go forward,…. seven step forward none was sold, both of my girl friends friend , came back, coincidentally with the same story, to let us now that couple ladies wouldn’t mind paying for me. My head swelled a nearly couldn’t get out of the building.
6. Most frightening :- Watched “Brides of Dracula” when i was about 12 -13 yrs old, scared the shite out of me, me and my sibblings huddled up waiting for our parents to get home, cause KFC was on the menu, and you needed to be home when it arrived, or yuh goose cook. Well for some strange reason they were late and it was JBC in those days and 9:30pm movies caught us and yes it was brides of dracula and nobody moved, not even to piss the huddle got really tight, and even thoguh the night was really cool, cold sweat wash wi……. that was scary.
7. Most painful :- It is a toss up between cracked bone and tooth ache, the cracked bone occurred because i decided to jump from George Headly stand in Sabina Park on to the field. When i fell both legs flew from beneath me and all my weight ended up on both of my hands’ wrist. I thought they were just sprained but it turned out that one was broken and i found this out due to complete loss of sleep. ….tooth ache robbed me of sleep also.
8. Most embarrassing :- I poohed in my pants, yes i shite up myself, there i said it and this was after i had long passed 25yrs of age, the least said about that the better.  :(     …. i was not going to stop at number seven, think this seven thing getting out of hand and a not stopping at eight did eight the last time so here we go……..
9. Most awsome :- Took two and a half hours from a district 5miles on the out skirts of Frome Westmoreland ie 5 extra miles i had to drive to Spanish Town, my nissan gts fully stocked, not mod, entertained me home, on that day she was so primed and fit i just had to let her loose, this during in my mid twenties era, actually i lost a water pipe after passing thru Old Harbour and limped to Spanish twn …. lost the engine too……. but it was fun.

There those are some of the fit for air play moments that i can share …. i had fun doing this …… really did, cause it took me to memory lane maybe one day i might tap in on the more R rated stuff ….. if anyone intends on trying this pleeeez let me know, so i can get a read zeen.